Black Snake Moan: Ludicrous Pullquote Round-up

When your film's got a bleached-blonde, wild-eyed Christina Ricci half-naked with a chain around her waist, you really don't need a critic's blurb to make your poster. But, just in case the folks at Paramount Vantage decide to pursue critical credibility with the DVD release of Black Snake Moan, here are their best bets for the pullquote:

"Capra for alcoholics and bar-hounds!" - Vadim Rizov, The Reeler

"[Should] be remembered come Oscar time ... Justin Timberlake has a commanding presence!" - Ruthe Stein, San Francisco Chronicle

"Outlandish, hilariously overripe, and possibly sexist! A very colorful movie!" - David Edelstein, New York Magazine

"The good ol' boys [will get] what they came for!" -- Rob Nelson, Village Voice

"A wet, hot, lurid Bible lesson and music jamboree! Accessible to boys and men who mostly want to see Ricci's peachies!" - Lisa Schwarzbaum, Entertainment Weekly