Golden Globe Recap on Netscape

"The Globes are selected by members of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, a loosely-defined, corruption-ridden organization that seems to grant membership to any interested party boasting a non-U.S. passport and an affiliation with the entertainment media. Think of it this way: these are the greatest achievements in film and television as decided by the people who produce the Argentinean version of Entertainment Tonight."

Read more here. See also Heather Havrilesky's fab analysis at Salon, and a cell-phone-pic adorned recap at Defamer (yes, I stole the above Arnold shot from them. Gawker has no legal standing to complain about that sort of thing).